"Oh I wish I was an Oscar Mayer...

...Natural-smoked-uncured-no-nitrate-or-nitrite-Beef-Frank..."  okay so it doesn't fit into the song well, but it does fit nicely into a healthier lunch box for Caleb!  I've recently learned that nitrates and nitrites are linked to childhood cancers, so cutting them out just makes sense to me.  And Caleb LOVES them!